For those of you not familiar with Barney he is an obnoxious 6 ft tall singing purple dinosaur who has been the bane of my existence for the last 17 years. He is also like crack for babies and toddlers and my 9 month old is thoroughly addicted.
This morning I woke with a segue worked out perfectly in my mind as well as how to feed some back story. It needed to be written right away for fear of losing it so I did what any responsible parent does. I plopped by baby in front of the one eyed babysitter and turned on Barney.
Seemed like a great plan until you try to write a scene very high in sexual tension and violence to a backdrop of If your happy and you know it and Family is special
Ugh someone shoot him and make stew already
Times have changed, it doesn't matter at all, not these days - 'Met anyone nice recently?' Ah, there we go; the brief tug backwards, like a few strands of hair caught in a hand on the tube. It's deceptive, too: a casu...
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